Constipation blues
I have some trouble
					      'cause I have a bubble...
You know what it is
					      just to can't piss...
Never the noise
					      of falling big boys
I try to keep cool
					      I push like a fool
Sometimes a small ball
					      But never a nice long drol
Oh, I'm in trouble
					      Yes I do
Hmmmm MMMMM...
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
					      MMMMMMMShit Shit Shit Shit
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
I had a dream
					      A dream of a nice smooth of feaces
					      sneaking out of my ass
					      and do you believe,
					      that was a relief
					      It was a HAPPENING
But in the morning
					      it was...
NOTHING!
					      NOTHING AT ALL!
I have some trouble
					      'cause I have a bubble...
You know what it is
					      just to can't piss...
Never the noise
					      of falling big boys
I try to keep cool
					      to push like a fool
Sometimes a small ball
					      But never a nice long drol
My shit is always on the run
Hmmmm MMMMM...
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
					      BRRRRRRAAAAARRRGH!
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
					      MMMM! MMMMMMM!
					      AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH
BLUB!

